“This much fun just couldn’t be legal.”
This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.
Credits
Book by
Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Music and Lyrics by
Carol Hall
Based on a story by
Larry L. King
Characters
- RIO GRANDE BAND
- COWBOYS
- FARMER
- SHY KID
- MISS WULLA JEAN
- TRAVELING SALESMAN
- SLICK DUDE
- CHOIR
- AMBER
- SHY
- JEWEL
- MONA STANGLEY
- THE GIRLS AT MISS MONA'S (Linda Lou, Dawn, Ginger, Beatrice, Taddy Jo, Ruby Rae, Eloise, Durla)
- ANGEL
- LEROY SLINEY
- THE DOGETTES
- MELVIN P. THORPE
- SOUNDMAN
- STAGE MANAGER
- SHERIFF ED EARL DODD
- CAMERAMAN
- SCRUGGS
- MAYOR RUFUS POINDEXTER
- EDSEL MACKEY
- DOATSEY MAE
- TOWNSPEOPLE
- T.V. ANNOUNCER
- ANGELETTE IMOGENE CHARLENE
- ANGELETTES
- T.V. COLORMAN
- SENATOR WINGWOAH
- AGGIES
- PHOTOGRAPHERS
- REPORTERS
- GOVERNOR and the GOVERNOR'S AIDE