The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

July 5 - 20, 2024
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm
Sunday, July 14 at 2:30pm

“This much fun just couldn’t be legal.”

This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.

Credits

Book by

Larry L. King and Peter Masterson

Music and Lyrics by

Carol Hall

Based on a story by

Larry L. King

Characters

  • RIO GRANDE BAND
  • COWBOYS
  • FARMER
  • SHY KID
  • MISS WULLA JEAN
  • TRAVELING SALESMAN
  • SLICK DUDE
  • CHOIR
  • AMBER
  • SHY
  • JEWEL
  • MONA STANGLEY
  • THE GIRLS AT MISS MONA'S (Linda Lou, Dawn, Ginger, Beatrice, Taddy Jo, Ruby Rae, Eloise, Durla)
  • ANGEL
  • LEROY SLINEY
  • THE DOGETTES
  • MELVIN P. THORPE
  • SOUNDMAN
  • STAGE MANAGER
  • SHERIFF ED EARL DODD
  • CAMERAMAN
  • SCRUGGS
  • MAYOR RUFUS POINDEXTER
  • EDSEL MACKEY
  • DOATSEY MAE
  • TOWNSPEOPLE
  • T.V. ANNOUNCER
  • ANGELETTE IMOGENE CHARLENE
  • ANGELETTES
  • T.V. COLORMAN
  • SENATOR WINGWOAH
  • AGGIES
  • PHOTOGRAPHERS
  • REPORTERS
  • GOVERNOR and the GOVERNOR'S AIDE