“Nuff said.”
Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.
Credits
Leslie Kimbell (writer, actor, director, designer) gained the majority of her life experience and salty sense of humor from 22 years traveling the world as a Burlesque Headliner. Her first play, Four Old Broads, is inspired by memories of her Nannie DeVries and Aunt Sissie Bumpus, who were always hysterical and sassy old broads. Four Old Broads simultaneously won two festivals in 2017 at Centre Stage Greenville in Greenville, South Carolina and Theatre Victoria in Victoria, Texas. Broads also received an AEA Workshop at The Cherry Lane Theatre in New York City 2017. Leslie is thrilled and honored to have been mentored by the amazing Del Shores (Sordid Lives, Southern Baptist Sissies).
Born in Chattanooga, Tennessee, Leslie now resides in Northeast Georgia, where she works with and serves on the board of several area theaters. In October 2021, Leslie was presented with the Georgia Theatre Conference Hall of Fame Award for her dedication to theatre and play writing. Leslie is always somewhere busy as actor or director and occasionally set painter, concessions seller and floor sweeper. She is also the eternally exhausted mother of two handsome boys, Cameron and Logan, and wife of Scott. As an actor, Leslie has appeared on television in Swamp Murders, Snapped, Murder Decoded and House of Payne. She also had supporting roles in the films Buried Cain, The Midnight Man and Some Kind of Christmas.
For more information about Leslie and her other plays Four Old Broads On The High Seas, Packing Up Polly and The Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Beauty Pageant, visit her website at www.lesliekimbell.com or facebook.com/lesliekimbell.
Cast
A former burlesque star with an attitude – Senior Citizen
A former nurse and “religious” lady – Senior Citizen
The newest resident at Magnolia Place – Senior Citizen
A rude and pushy nurse – 40s–50s
A funeral and soap opera obsessed frump – Senior Citizen
Retired Elvis impersonator and Casanova – Senior Citizen
A quiet, romance novel loving nurse – 30s
Reviews
"If The Golden Girls was rebooted today, it would look much like Four Old Broads, a clever geriatric comedy” - Carolina Curtain Call